The novel Shoot Me. Published by Vagrant Press. Coming September 2006.

Elsie Brooks is everyone’s rock.
 

But she’s sinking fast.

Elsie is a forty-two year old social worker who lives in Halifax, Nova Scotia. She has a husband living in the basement. Twin daughters who won’t leave the bathroom, and a reclusive sister hiding in the attic.

Now crazy Aunt Hildy wants a bedroom. To die in.

The old dear drops a bomb at the dinner table. There’s treasure in the house.... finders keepers, losers weepers.

Elsie’s relatives immediately crawl out of the woodwork, slink down hallways and tip toe through her tulips. All of them determined to find the hidden fortune.

Elsie would jump out the window but she’s afraid of heights.

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